Just a short note again today. For those of you who like practical jokes (or an extra defense against jokers) on Halloween, consider putting together a gargoyle construct on your house shield.
You do have a house shield, right?
A gargoyle construct can have an actual gargoyle shape, or it can simply be a blob that produces the illusion of a gargoyle when triggered. The only movement it needs is a lurch forward or a looped flight. No AI is required.